When Bullet Points Attack: A story about a girl who really loves hearts

by Rich DeMatteo on May 12, 2011 · 29 comments

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A Corn on the Job reader sent over a little gem of an email today.  She had found something that she thought I could possibly use on COTJ.  She was right.  Jackpot!

Please remember, I’m not making fun of this job seeker.  I don’t know who they are, and if I did, I’d offer them my advice/guidance/coaching.  But I don’t, so I’m merely poking fun at them and hoping it teaches the rest of us a big lesson.  Never mind, I MIGHT be making fun of them a little, but it’s totally warranted.  Promise.

Bullet points are supposed to be simple, right?  Their purpose is to point out important information on a resume and lead the reader’s eyes to where they should focus.  This is pretty much standard information that we’ve learned since before even comprehending what a resume is.  You know, like 3rd grade stuff.  Well apparently, not everyone is aware.

You are now about to see part of a resume that clearly shows the job seeker utilizes hearts for bullet points.  Sigh.

 

There’s not much to say.  She used hearts for her bullet points and because of that, I can’t look at anything else.   Maybe this would be a bad ass idea if she was applying to work for a dating site, but there aren’t many other examples where I’d say it’s a good idea.

I’m kind of at a loss for words, so how about you take over from here.

What do you think?  Do you think recruiters will laugh at this?  Did you laugh at this?

 

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